Could the ‘Alt-Left Pipeline’ Become the Ultimate Green Flag?

The newest TikTok trend is one that doesn’t involve pouring ice water over anyone’s head, or eating Tide Pods, or snorting hot sauce, if you can believe it.

Instead, it’s a trend where men are “applying” to join the Alt-Left Pipeline, otherwise becoming known as allies to minorities, LGBTQ, women, and those of us who are standing in the face of this regime asking “why are women facing this down alone?”

Have a look at protest footage from any city of your choice. White women, we’re doing what we can where we can, and that’s awesome. It isn’t safe to ask our usual friends for help. Black women, Black men, LGBTQ, and all of those targeted by these clowns are right to sit this out.

I wouldn’t ask them to step in front of a bullet, and that’s exactly what they would be doing. These Nazis are officially mask off.

But where have all of the guys who said they were feminists, they despise racists, they’re free thinkers, been? What happened to those guys and where are they while we’re out here getting slammed to the pavement, gassed, and tased?

Some guy finally asked that question and told these men that if they were serious about being allies, they need to stand their asses up and get with the movement before our country goes down in flames.

God bless him, and I mean no offense to my atheist pals when I say that.

Disguised as Fitness Videos

In order to dodge the internet police, these guys are doing things like disguising their “applications” as fitness videos, dance tutorials, and other trickery. They’ll then state their qualifications as a liberal, and plead their case, typically in a manner like this:

Of course, it’s one thing to talk about it. It’s something else to be about it, and as we’ve seen for essentially all of time, when the chips are down, well, I’m not looking around for white men to get my back. They’ve been the oppressor in my life 100% of the time.

Maybe we were missing a directory of the “right” white men, or they just hadn’t received the request in writing at that time? I’m not sure what the delay was, perhaps some paperwork got lost in an interoffice envelope?

Whatever the confusion happened to be, there are hundreds of these guys saying, on the record, they intend to stand with us in this literal battle with fascism. Now, call me cynical if you want, but I have some doubts and I am fairly certain they’re justified.

They Don’t Often Say Who They Voted For

One thing I’ve noticed they’re not saying is who they voted for. It’s not often you’ll find an “applicant” openly saying he voted for Kamala. Maybe that is the elephant in the room I’m staring at, and it could just be me, but if you voted for this psychopath and now you’re mad because your grocery bill has doubled, don’t call yourself an ally.

I’ve seen many men over the past several months come to some sort of inner peace with themselves and their horrible vote record by now saying they’re “moderate”, or even worse, “libertarian”.

Dude. No.

You’re still the guy who voted to round up anyone brown, take women back to the stone ages, and enslave anyone else you can’t outright control.

Hell no. We don’t want your “alliances”.

I wouldn’t be caught dead in an alliance with a Trumper.

I Guess A White Man Needed To Ask Them

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I’m genuinely bothered by the fact that the entire 6 years we’ve been breaking down Project 2025, screaming at the tops of our lungs about what was going to happen, they never heard a word we said. Then some white guy came along and said we were out here taking hits and coming back for more, so now these dudes want to show up and flex for the cameras.

Now, I will take anti-fascist any way I can get it today, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to forget about the run up until this point. When they said I was dramatic, that this would never happen, that women couldn’t possibly understand the political plan that was really in place and all I was focusing on was the immediate issue.

Well, yea, dummy. Because the immediate issues are costing women, minorities, and LGBTQ people their lives. We don’t have time for the “long game”.

We are trying to make it through today. Asshole.

But seriously, why didn’t you show up to flex on fascism when we asked you to, before this became a nightmare for every person in this country who doesn’t identify as a Christofascist?

I guess it didn’t directly affect your wallet, therefore, you didn’t give a damn about who it hurt. And that’s quite literally how it’s gone since the beginning of time.

This would be the exact reason we don’t trust you, and we don’t care to enter into alliances with you. When we needed you, you were worried about your bottom line. When we asked you to be decent human beings, you focused on what it would do to your 401k.

What makes it any different today? Basically, how much money will it take for you to sell us out and start giving up names and locations?

I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been with us since the fight started, and I certainly don’t trust anyone who sided with the enemy until it was no longer fiscally beneficial for them.

There’s a name for people like that. We all know exactly what it is. I don’t need to tell you what you are. You’re doing a great job at proving it with your silence and your absence until you’ve got something to lose.

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This post was previously published on medium.com.